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Totally Thanksgiving in a Pan

Hey folks, ever since last Thanksgivin’ I’ve had fans just bouncing with joy about Sister Dottie’s famous Thanksgiving Casserole in a Pan! Others have heard about it, and wanna try it. Talk about EASY, not ta mention FUN and creative. So here it is again, and I sure hope ya enjoy it fer the first time—er once again with those ya love this comin’ Thursdee.

Sister Dottie’s Famous Thanksgiving Casserole in a Pan

· Begin by spraying a convenient 13” deep big old baking pan with PAM.

· I always tinkle in a bit of Yoshida’s sauce on the very bottom, just fer good luck. A wise thing for a busy cook.

· Empty the contents of three boxes a Stovetop Stuffing all over the bottom for the first
layer.

· Next blend two cans of Idahoan instant mashed potatoes mixed with water and spread as the next layer with a spatula.

· Cover the mashed potato layer with 3 bottles of Heinz Turkey Gravy.

· Now here comes the turkey. Open 8 packages of sliced Oscar Meyer Turkey Breast and just layer it in as yer heart desires.

· Next blend 3 cans of Green Giant creamed corn with 2 cans of Cream of mushroom soup, and just pour it all over the turkey layer.

· Here comes a fun layer, let’s mix it up. Rip into 8 packages of twinkies, crumble em’ and then mix em with 2 cans of cranberries. Layer it atop.

· And finally the top off the casserole, I do alternating veriagated rows of canned yams
with miniature marshmallows atop, right next to rows of canned green beans and French’s crumbled onion rings atop of the beans. It makes fer a beautiful and attractive top.

· I then sprinkle the whole affair with crumbled pecans and lots and lots of brown sugar.

Pop it into a pre-warmed up oven, bake fer 1 hour in a 350 degree oven,
and then fer an additional 3 hours at 250 degrees.

Yum!! I just can’t wait fer Thursdee! Ma mouth is just a waterin’ already! With much love and joy during this season of gratitude.

Sister Dottie S. Dixon

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Flu or not, the show must go on

Stage » The oft-quoted show business cliché is again relevant during a national epidemic.

Updated: 10/31/2009 02:34:44 PM MDT

Not even H1N1 can keep a strong woman down, says Fran Pruyn, director of “The Passion of Sister Dottie S. Dixon — Second Helpings.” She’s referring to lead actor Charles Lynn Frost, who helped create the iconic character and was performing a successful reprisal last month, only to have been taken ill with pneumonia and complications from an infection with the H1N1 virus.

Ask theater producers about flu season and the national H1N1 emergency, and you’ll hear the old show-business cliché: The show must go on. After all, canceling or postponing a show translates to losing thousands of dollars and time already invested in the production, and disappointing time-starved audiences. It also can be complicated and expensive to reschedule a production in some of the city’s busiest small theaters.”The first recourse is always to try to fill the empty role and go on with the show,” said Pruyn, artistic director of Pygmalion Productions. “Frequently roles are shuffled or actors are brought in to step in the role.”

But in the case of “The Passion,” that wasn’t possible, as the show is built around Dottie, the Mormon housewife from Spanish Fork with a gay son. After Frost, who created the character with Troy Williams, was hospitalized, there was nothing left to do but cancel.

For the South Jordan Community Theatre and other community groups that work with large youth casts, H1N1 or other illnesses can prove disastrous. The young company had a brush with the flu virus last spring during a production of one of Utah’s favorite musicals, “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.”

“We were faced with this virus and the potential it could ruin our company,” said executive producer Kevin Dudley. As the cast prepared for the show’s dress rehearsal, the orchestra director came down with the illness.

Another potential disaster occurred on the last day of rehearsal, when the actor playing Joseph showed up wearing a boot and crutches — thankfully, just a prank. But the two incidents sparked the board of directors to come up with a plan, as Dudley explained: “a buffer against these types of tragedy in order to avoid financial ruin.”

For the company’s current run of “Annie,” scheduled for Nov. 13-24, an actor was selected to understudy the title role. In addition, the 80-member cast was divided into three performing groups, allowing the director to transfer different actors among the casts, as needed. That’s a change, as the company had resisted casting understudies because of the little time actors might have onstage. “We changed our policy as a direct result of the H1N1 virus and potential negative financial impact closing a show would have,” Dudley said.

The flu virus already has made appearances during rehearsal, as a couple of the leads have called in sick. With weeks to go before opening night, the staff is counting on a full recovery.

Actors who are feeling ill are encouraged to stay home, Dudley said, and like kid-oriented businesses throughout the Salt Lake Valley, the theater troupe has invested in hand sanitizer and encourages frequent hand washing and directing coughs into elbows at rehearsals. “For us, the bottom line is: The show must go on,” Dudley said.

Planning ahead for illness isn’t just a potential headache for small theaters. At the state’s oldest professional company, producers rely on understudies, creative staging and planning ahead.

Canceling a show is rare; according to PTC managing director Chris Lino, that’s only happened twice in more than 40 years of productions. Once in the 1980s, a lead actor got sick, and there was no understudy for the production, and then once in 2007, power went out in the building for an evening.

For PTC’s current show, Mark Twain’s “Is He Dead?,” which opened Oct. 30 and plays through Nov. 14, there are no understudies for the cast of 11. “In a case like this, unless the actor is going to hurt himself, even if he is sick, he goes on,” Lino said, quoting artistic director Charles Morey.

In general, actors are conscientious about staying healthy despite the demands of performing regularly. Yet Jerry Rapier, producing director for Plan-B Theatre Company, wisecracks that he has become the official stand-in for sassy gay or Japanese male characters. Joking aside, neither of his experiences of replacing an actor has been funny, he added.

In 2006, he directed “Love! Valour! Compassion!” for Wasatch Theatre Company. In the last week of the run, actor Eric Tierney was hospitalized, and the director stood in for his character, with a script in hand. Tierney, 26, died suddenly of liver failure just hours after the play closed.

Earlier this year, Rapier stood in for actor Bryan Kido after his lung collapsed during the second week of the run of “Block 8,” and the actor was hospitalized. Again with script in hand, the director played the role. “We kept hoping he could at least do the final performance, but his other lung collapsed, and he was in and out of the hospital through the summer,” Rapier said. “It has to be something that’s drastic for them not to go on.”

The Show Must Go On!

Dottie’s back, and ready to finish her run!

JANUARY 17th, 18th and 19th

at the Jeanne Wagner Theatre in Salt Lake City.

_DSC6687-3Charles Lynn Frost, who plays Sister Dottie in The Passion of Dottie S. Dixon: Second Helpings, has been released from the hospital following his illness with pneumonia caused by complications from two forms of flu (including that pesky H1N1!). He is recuperating, and expects to be fully recovered long before he appears on stage for the January performances.

Sister Dottie S. Dixon is a middle-aged Mormon’s mother from Spanish Fork. The play recounts her mission to reunite the Mormons and the Gays — one casserole at a time. The Passion of Sister Dottie S. Dixon was completing a very successful second run when Frost was hospitalized.

Patrons can contact ARTTIX – 801-355-ARTS to reschedule or make reservations.

Dottie health update

by Troy Williams

It’s been a touch and go week for everyone close to actor Charles Lynn Frost.  The voice and talent behind Sister Dottie has been pushed to the limit.  He has survived a brutal assault of H1N1 and pneumonia.  Charles was admitted to the hospital early Monday morning and taken directly to ICU.  There he spent four days, two of which were attached to a ventilator.  On Friday his condition had improved enough to be moved to a regular room.  We look forward to his eventual return home and back into the lives of his family and friends.

It has been wonderful to receive the tremendous influx of love and support.  Charles has had a tremendous impact on so many people.  And his influence is here to stay!  We look forward to bringing Dottie back to finish her critically acclaimed run.  Pygmalion Theatre has reserved three nights in January at the Rose Wagner to re-stage the Passion over Martin Luther King Jr. weekend.  That feels wonderfully fitting.  Keep your eyes pealed here for more details.  Dottie lives!  And we are grateful to the blessings of Gramma Olene and the Giant Box-elder Bug (still in that Jacqueline Smith sweater set from K-Marts) who have looked over Charles through these difficult days.

Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.

Troy

The Passion Postponed

by Troy Williams

Charles Lynn Frost AKA Sister Dottie S. Dixon has been hospitalized with complications due to pneumonia.  His doctors and family expect a full recovery.  In consideration of his health, Pygmalion Theatre has postponed the remaining run of The Passion of Sister Dottie S. Dixon.  We expect Sister Dottie will rise again after Charles has made a full recovery.  For those of you who have purchased tickets, please consider holding onto them for the eventual re-staging.  For those who can’t, refunds are available at 801.355.ARTS.  Please check back at this site for updates and details about the completion of The Passion.

Also, in the interest of Charles Lynn Frost’s family, we respectfully ask that his fans and those of Sister Dottie give him time to recover.  Thank you for your support and prayers.

Troy Williams and Fran Pruyn

Monday Oct 19 Show Cancelled!

Lands. I’ve bin struck ill and have ta cancel tonight’s show.  I’m sa sorry ta all my fans.  The exertion has finally taken its toll.  We will refund or reschedule yer ticket for later in the run.  Thanks fer all yer prayers.  My home-teacher, Leland Nebecker gave me a blessing sayin’ “the work you are doin’ is sa impartant that the Adversary himself is intervening ta stop yer show – but have faith and you will prevail!”  And I b’lieve him!

With so many fans I just know that I will be healed and the work will roll forward.  So please keep me in your prayers fer a speedy recovery!  I b’lieve in miracles!  Please call 355-ARTS ta exchange yer tickets.  Love ya kid!  We shall not be detoured!

Sister D.

Tribune Reviews Mormon Kama Sutra

It may surprise some Mormons, a people famed for their missionaries, to learn that sexual relations can go beyond the missionary position. Those folks may pick up a few things — or at least get a good laugh — from The Mormon Kama Sutra, a collaboration between two of Utah’s treasures (pronounced “TRAY-zhurz”): Sister Dottie S. Dixon and Pat Bagley.

Culture Vulture: Going Beyond the Missionary Position

By Sean P. MeansTribune Columnist
Updated: 10/12/2009 02:59:29 PM MDT

If you don’t know these two, some introductions. Bagley, as Tribune readers know, is this newspaper’s editorial cartoonist (and 2008 winner of the prestigious Herblock Prize). Sister Dottie is quickly becoming a one-woman phenomenon, with appearances on radio, the Internet and her one-woman play “The Passion of Sister Dottie S. Dixon — Second Helpings,” playing six nights a week (except Tuesdays) until Oct. 25 at the Rose Wagner Performing Arts Center, 138 W. 300 South, Salt Lake City.

The Mormon Kama Sutra shows faithful LDS members ways to enjoy bedroom activities with one’s E.C. (Eternal Companion). It identifies body parts, from the male organ (that’s the thing that plays music at the Tabernacle) to the Ohmyheck spot (the female body’s equivalent to “that little bald man inside the door who checks your temple recommend”). And it introduces Mormon-friendly sexual positions with such names as “The Jell-O Pin” and “Pulling the Handcart” — all with handy drawings, by Bagley, of a pudgy Mormon married couple.

The book, whose cover seal boasts it is the “40th anniversary edition,” didn’t exist other than a prop in a play, admits Salt Lake actor Charles Lynn Frost, the man under Sister Dottie’s wig and granny glasses.In “The Passion of …,” written by Frost and Troy Williams, Dottie describes and acts out scenes from her life as an upstanding Mormon woman from Spanish Fork. She also speaks at great length about the two loves in her life: Her husband Donnie and their only child, Donnie Jr., who is gay.

The Mormon Kama Sutra appears in the first scene, when Dottie discovers a copy of the book in her wedding-night bed, given to Donnie by his more world-wise sister. Dottie credits one position, the “Y Mount,” for leading to Donnie Jr.’s conception.

“Everybody kept saying, ‘Is that a real book?,’ ” Frost said over coffee last week. Frost and Williams, sensing a marketing opportunity, started writing one — and Frost approached Bagley about illustrating it.

After trying to write descriptions for Bagley to illustrate, Frost said, “we realized Pat’s got to draw it first.” They came up with 25 or 30 ideas, including a few same-sex options to make the book “more inclusional.” (“We helped Pat with those,” Frost said. “He doesn’t have a gay gene in his body.”)

Between the play and now the book, Sister Dottie (which Frost and Williams first created as a recurring character on community radio station KRCL) has quickly joined the pantheon of Mormon parody — alongside the potshot humor of “Saturday’s Voyeur” and the green Jell-O jokes of many LDS-themed movies.

A key to Dottie’s success, Frost believes, is her warmth. “I didn’t want her to be mean,” Frost said, adding that some LDS spoofs “can be vicious.”

Frost believes Dottie’s love for her son benefits the gay-and-lesbian audience, which doesn’t get many characters to embrace from Hollywood. Even the most acclaimed gay-themed movie in recent years, “Brokeback Mountain,” features characters who “end up either dead in a ditch or lonely in a trailer,” Frost said.

For those who aim to bridge the gap between gays and Mormons, art has a big role to play in turning hearts and minds, Frost said.

“Art is one of the most powerful tools we have,” Frost said, “and comedy and parody is one of the most powerful parts of theater.”

Sean P. Means writes the Culture Vulture in daily blog form, at blogs.sltrib.com/vulture.

Thank heaven for the Return of Sister Dottie

The Salt Lake Tribune
By Barbara M. Bannon

Dottie_TribOne piece of advice the irrepressible Dottie dispenses early in Pygmalion’s revival of “The Passion of Sister Dottie S. Dixon” is, “We Mormons would do better if we stuck to what we do best: entertainment.” Charles Lynn Frost, Dottie’s alter ego, and Troy Williams obviously kept that in mind when they created the show. Whatever else you say about “Dottie,” it’s entertaining.

That’s due to Frost’s tour-de-force portrayal of Dottie; Fran Pruyn’s lively direction, which keeps the piece from lapsing into a simple stand-up comic routine; and eclectic “special effects”: a video explanation of Mormonism as Dottie tours us around Salt Lake City; an interview with KUER’s Doug Fabrizio; pictures of Dottie’s ancestors, who look remarkably like Dottie; slides of newspaper headlines and magazine covers depicting her progress on her mission to “bring the Mormons and the gays back together”; and an inspirational song by Lisa Giacoletto.

Instead of just recounting them, Dottie acts out scenes from her life, ranging from her honeymoon in “romantic Panguitch” to interviews with her bishop; her transformative journey to the Burning Man festival in Nevada; some vivid dreams; her short stint in jail after chaining herself to a Deseret Book store to protest discrimination; her “discommunication” trial, where she is “burned at the stake center”; and her final triumphant entry into the celestial kingdom, which “looks just like Spanish Fork.”

Read the Entire Review HERE

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